Summerfest sizzle

While at Summerfest in Milwaukee a couple of days ago, we sat down at a picnic table in front of the Harley Davidson stage to see O.A.R. We were there for about 3 hours saving our spots, and during that time we had quite the entertainment. First, this guy who looked to be high-school age came up to me and said I look pretty. I told him thanks, then he asked me for a hug. I looked at TJ at that point and the kid asked "Oh are you two dating?" All this time I had my ring pretty much up in his face, and TJ goes "Uh, yeah" and I added "Yeah we're kind of engaged" and the kid goes "Well that's good 'cause I'm...I'm gay!" then walks off.

During the concert, everyone got up onto the tables to watch over the standing crowd in front of us, we were no exception. There were a ton of high schoolers all around us, and the rest of the night was like watching cable. We had MTV on stage (the band), boxing at the next table (we saw 2 fights over really dumb things), ER in front of us (one underage looked like she had some serious alcohol poisoning and couldn't even stand up), and the porn network on all the other tables around us (the underage drinking high schoolers must've been really horny, they were all making out with each other and dry humping, it was a big orgy). I pointed out that every person on one of the tables was making out with someone, and this kid on the table in front of me who obviously heard what I said, turns around, looks at me and says "how YOU doin?" with a little wink. I was a high school boy magnet that night.