nana nana nana nana rape van!

I went to the beach Thursday to read and try to get a little color to my pastiness. I was out there for about an hour until a group of creepy looking guys in a creepy looking, white, unmarked rapist-style conversion van pulled up to where I was. I left when they started throwing things at the seagulls. It's actually good that they scared lil' ol me outta there, 'cause that night I discovered that I completely fried my entire back side. Seriously, my ass looks like a tomato right now.