Halloween Prank

Jared toilet papered my room in honor of halloween yesterday, so I decided to get him back. Later that night, while I was hanging out with him, he ditched me to go to La Rana, leaving me feeling awkward alone in his room. So I decided to mess with his sh**. Now keep in mind, Jared earlier that evening taped a ton of opened (unused) condoms all over his neighbor Jay's door, so Jay was happy to help me.

There are two things you need to know about Jared before I continue:
1. He hates zombies, and
2. He hates the French.

Jay came in and we put a big creepy zombie as his wallpaper and added a halloween screensaver. Then Jay password locked it.
The password: i love the french
The password hint phrase: f--- you Jared

I wasn't satisfied with just that

Jared has this "baton" from the frat he was in, which is actually a dildo that's a replica of Ron Jeremy's 'member'. I found the Ron Jeremy and hung it underneath his roommate's bunk of the bed, hanging down pointing at Jared's pillow. I figured he'd come home drunk that night and just crawl in without even seeing it, then look up and have it one-eyed staring at him. I then added shaving cream to it, making it look like it came on itself, making sure to leave some hanging off the end so it might possibly drip on him if he fell asleep under it.

I still wasn't quite satisfied.

His roommate suggested, "take his sheets." I figured it would be too obvious if the entire sheet set was missing, so I took the fitted sheet only and hid it under his bed, then covered his bed up so if, again he came back drunk, he'd realize in surprised annoyance that it was gone.

That still wasn't doing it for me, so I found the condoms I supplied Jared with earlier (to tape to Jay's door) and unrolled one onto each of Jared's glasses temples. These were lubricated condoms too.

I stopped back down to see if he was back, and I had perfect timing. First it was Joe (Jared's RA, also my RA last year). He returned to a room that, in the words of Jared, "looked like spiderman [came] all over". We (Jared, a bunch of his cluster mates and I) toilet papered the crap out of it earlier. So Joe picked up all the TP and threw it onto Jared's bed. This was a heaping pile of toilet paper. Right after he walked out of the room, Jared came back. Of course, first he noticed the TP on the bed. Then he went to his computer and discovered it was locked. Jay eventually told him the password and made Jared type in "i love the french" to fix it. Next he saw that his sheet was missing, which then his clustermates took the opportunity to tell him something else was messed with in his bed. He then proceeded to crawl into his bed to see if something was hidden inside, not seeing the dangling fallace right in front of him, and ran forehead-first right smack into it, shaving cream and all. It was shortly after this point that I high-tailed it out of there. Even though he was messing with his computer first, and sat back down at it after the aforementioned run-in, he still hadn't noticed the glasses that were right next to his left arm. I didn't stay to catch that discovery, but he IMed me later to say it was all lame, probably to make himself feel better about it all. I went to bed feeling pretty proud of my Halloween prank :o)